the other day, while riding the train, i noticed that the cute elderly lady next to me, in the turquoise pant suit, and the cherry red lipstick, gave me a lot of shifty, suspicious and perplexed looks.
i realized later that the cover of the queer poetry book i was reading had a giant picture of a strap-on penis on it.
i really ought to be more careful about my choice of public reading materials.
I totally pictured this in my head and laughed out loud.
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