lies my mom told me

1. that Charles (Michael Landon), the Dad off of "Little House on the Prairie", died from a drug overdose.
   
2. that hamsters have no teeth


3. that six year olds who let their mommys curl their bangs are COOL


4. that Markie Mark from the New Kids on the Block, leaped from roof-top to roof-top, lighting them on fire


5. that intense fist pumping is expected at ALL concerts


6. that button-fly jeans never go out of style